- someone: what are your plans for the weekend
- me: who knows
- me: (i know)
- me: (i'm not leaving the house)
And his nickname is “Douche face”
I LOVE THAT THIS CHARACTER EXISTS. like i don’t love the character. but i love that he’s a thing. HE IS A TOKEN WHITE GUY, in the sense that his character is there, in this group of students, pretty much purely as comic relief based on stereotypical straight white dudebro behavior. THIS IS NOT A THING THAT HAPPENS MUCH, at least not without the other characters also being white/straight/etc.
and look how much they have him appropriate AAVE (it’s practically constant). there are actual writers in a writers’ room thinking “how can we make straight white dudes look pathetic in a hilarious way this week” and i loooooove iiiiiiiit